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Robert.

Discussion in 'Lost Woods' started by xX_I_Squid_I_Xx, Jan 19, 2018.

  1. xX_I_Squid_I_Xx

    xX_I_Squid_I_Xx Hylian Hero

    RinKagamine - Today at 1:39 PM
    I give u permission to steal my memes
    It might hurt me
    but I know you're sadistic and love to see me in pain
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:40 PM
    Ok I'll limit it.
    Wait what
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:40 PM
    You're never around the kids anymore Exo
    They miss their dad
    What am I suppose to tell them
    That you just left?
    That you're never coming back?
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:40 PM
    Tell them I died.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:40 PM
    Little Timmy needs a father
    Robert
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:41 PM
    fuck you're using my real name
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:41 PM
    Timmy's illness is getting worse and you're relaxing in America
    I'm disgusted
    You never should've been a father
    Why didn't you use a condom
    Robert
    Why
    Travis - Today at 1:41 PM
    What
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:41 PM
    Little Timmy is going to die
    Travis - Today at 1:41 PM
    Goddamnit Exo
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:42 PM
    What am I suppose to tell him
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:42 PM
    I'm tying my best.
    Travis - Today at 1:42 PM
    Rober Jr is ringing Hell's Bells
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:42 PM
    That he's going to die without seeing his father?
    Travis - Today at 1:42 PM
    Go care for him
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:42 PM
    I need the money.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:42 PM
    It's hard being a lonely mother with 9 kids, Robert
    Travis - Today at 1:42 PM
    Nine
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:42 PM
    You should've used a condom
    My life is ruined
    Why did you leave me, Robert
    Why
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:43 PM
    The condom broke, alright?
    I thought we got that clear.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:43 PM
    ROBERT WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
    AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH
    IS THERE A DIFFERENT WOMAN
    TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS SLUT
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:43 PM
    Hideri
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:43 PM
    Robert don't you dare to hang up on me
    So you like dick now?
    That's it?
    Robert
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:44 PM
    I'm legit dying atm holy shit
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:44 PM
    Timmy is dying and you're not here to see him
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:45 PM
    Ok fine. Put him on the phone.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:45 PM
    Papa
    Is this papa
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:45 PM
    Yeah.
    Travis - Today at 1:45 PM
    What the actual fuck am I reading
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:45 PM
    papa
    when are you coming back papa
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:45 PM
    I don't know.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:45 PM
    papa
    I'm dying papa
    papa
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:45 PM
    I'll try to get back as soon as possible.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:45 PM
    dies
    Don't Ever - Today at 1:46 PM
    Fuck.
    RinKagamine - Today at 1:46 PM
    rOBERT
    TIMMY
    NO
    NOOOOO
    Our child is DEAD ROBERT
    How do you FEEL
    You left this FAMILY
    for some DICKGIRL
    DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2018
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  2. xX_I_Squid_I_Xx

    xX_I_Squid_I_Xx Hylian Hero

    RinKagamine-Today at 5:43 PM

    Robert


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:43 PM

    ?


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:43 PM

    You left me for Hideri


    and left me with 9 hungry kids


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:43 PM

    I'll send them pizza


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:43 PM

    I'm leaving the kids with you now


    TheMelonGod-Today at 5:43 PM

    Look


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:43 PM

    Oof


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:43 PM

    Those fuckers are your problem now


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:43 PM

    No they aint


    TheMelonGod-Today at 5:43 PM

    It's an Exo


    Exo


    Defile me


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:44 PM

    Exo? You mean cheating husband who leaves me with 8 kids and 1 sick one for a boygirl


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:44 PM

    Ew no. @TheMelonGod


    *dead one. @RinKagamine


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:44 PM

    oyea he died


    I forgot


    Rest in peace little Timmy(edited)


    Tiny Timmy


    idk


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:44 PM

    How could you forget little Timmy?


    You're disgraceful.


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:45 PM

    I'm sorry


    I'm sorry, Robert


    I'm a terrible housewife


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:45 PM

    Ok how about this.


    I move back, ditch the girldick, and spend more time with the kids.


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:46 PM

    Sure


    leaves with girldick


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:46 PM

    Fuck.


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:46 PM

    [​IMG]


    Our RP's will confuse many people


    Don't Ever-Today at 5:46 PM

    Aight you little fuckers, listen up.


    Your mom is gone or something like that.


    RinKagamine-Today at 5:48 PM

    Ya tru
     
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  3. Exo Warlock

    Exo Warlock King of Hyrule

    I can see this script winning an emmy one day.
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2018
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  4. Konata

    Konata Waifu

  5. MasterofZelda14

    MasterofZelda14 Hylian Knight

    Ya’ll have serious issues
     
  6. xX_I_Squid_I_Xx

    xX_I_Squid_I_Xx Hylian Hero

    No me
     
  7. PicaroRob

    PicaroRob Triforce Sage

  8. TravisTouchdown

    TravisTouchdown Dori-Kin Staff Member

    Nanidafakku
     
  9. xX_I_Squid_I_Xx

    xX_I_Squid_I_Xx Hylian Hero

    I re-read this again, and i feel like travis sums this up perfectly
    Travis - Today at 1:45 PM
    What the actual fuck am I reading
     

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