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Rap Battles

Discussion in 'Trendy Game' started by theNintengeek, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. theNintengeek

    theNintengeek Sir Surge

    ...is a song thats honestly worse than benjamin [fowler]
    Your raps are but a grain of sand; rest assured... the worst in the land.
     
  2. BlaBlaBloid

    BlaBlaBloid Carlton Danks

    Jesus Christ that was bland.
    When I was 8 I became prime minister
     
  3. theNintengeek

    theNintengeek Sir Surge

    You can only wish, the conquering these raps of mine do are rather sinister
    Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the bullshit
     
  4. LunaEostre

    LunaEostre Fated Forerunner

    this rap battle sounds like a meme, so meet me in the fucking pit
    ill kick you down like leonidas, then leave you dead like pepe the frog
     
  5. DCaff95

    DCaff95 Triforce Disciple

    your rhymes are weak, don't test me dawg!
    when life gives you lemons, you bit the damn orange
     
  6. theNintengeek

    theNintengeek Sir Surge

    You're the second person to try to rhyme that stale line, sadly you've clearly never been to the mountain of Blorenge.
    Get down on your knees and bow down to the rap god
     
  7. BlaBlaBloid

    BlaBlaBloid Carlton Danks

    rap god? more like lap dog (oh snap dawg)
    Slap on that trash on that you call your face
     
  8. Benjehamaus

    Benjehamaus The Hero of Legend

    do you kiss your mother with that shitty mouth you fat fucking disgrace
    pardon my tongue, i got rather rude
     
  9. BlaBlaBloid

    BlaBlaBloid Carlton Danks

    no problem chill dude
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

    I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

    You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

    Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

    But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

    You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
     
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  10. theNintengeek

    theNintengeek Sir Surge

    Oh.
    This Shizzle got forrizzle.
     
  11. Benjehamaus

    Benjehamaus The Hero of Legend

    Suck my pickle you cock loving pop sickle
    This is but one of the legends of which the people speak...

    Long ago, there existed a kingdom where a golden power lay hidden. It was a prosperous land blessed with green forests, tall mountains, and peace.

    But one day, a man of great evil found the golden power and took it for himself. With its strength at his command, he spread darkness across the kingdom. But then, when all hope had died, and the hour of doom seemed at hand...

    ...a young boy clothed in green appeared as if from nowhere. Wielding the blade of evil's bane, he sealed the dark one away and gave the land light.

    This boy, who traveled through time to save the land, was known as the Hero of Time. The boy's tale was passed down through generations until it became legend... But then, a day came when a fell wind began to blow across the kingdom. The great evil that all thought had been forever sealed away by the hero once again crept forth from the depths of the earth, eager to resume its dark designs.

    The people believed that the Hero of Time would again come to save them... But the hero did not appear. Faced by an onslaught of evil, the people could do nothing but appeal to the Gods. In their last hour, as doom drew nigh, they left their future in the hands of fate.

    What became of that kingdom? None remain who know.

    The memory of the kingdom vanished, but its legend survived on the wind's breath. On a certain island, it became customary to garb boys in green when they came of age. Clothed in the green of fields, they aspired to find heroic blades and cast down evil. The elders wished only for the youths to know courage like the hero of legend.
     
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  12. theNintengeek

    theNintengeek Sir Surge

    You blew it, you pigeon.
    Enough with the quoting, this is only for the rap-y-est of raps, home skillet
     
  13. BlaBlaBloid

    BlaBlaBloid Carlton Danks

    skillet? more like millet.

    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
     
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  14. CougarTownPlaya

    CougarTownPlaya Deku Scrub

    Prince of Bel Air? Bro that didn't even scare
    the likes of me, step it up or you're gonna get roasted
     

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