I participate in the Mortal Kombat tournament and end up winning on the account that nobody is there. I warp in pylons and re-establish the Protoss base.
But in all reality the Protoss went into the fucking Void; a black hole is the least of their worries.
The Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster starts flinging the still living bodies of its followers at the Hill, wearing away the Protoss base. I then main Bastion and kill everything in there that moves because the rest of the team chose support or Reinhardt to cover me. Fear your new robotic overlord.
Tracer manages to quickly blink behind you and kill you before Bastion has a chance to react. The rest of her team wipes your team.
Im that one lucio that always runs around saying hi and emoting at the opposition in hopes of making friends
I use my ultimate to kill you because you don't even have the game and therefore don't have any idea how to play Tracer or Overwatch in general.
Donald Trump arrives and builds a 'huge' wall around a new Hill. I then level the current Hill, effectively hitting the reset button.