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Zelda CD-I Transcript | Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

Here is the transcript for the introduction and ending sequences of Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. Youtube Poop may or may not apply.

Opening Sequence
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack from the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?
King Harkinian: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
Zelda: Impa!
Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return.
King Harikin: Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!

*The screen changes, with the text 'ONE MONTH LATER' captioning the transition*

Zelda: Oh...a whole month gone, and still no word!
Impa: Don't worry, dearie. I'm sure he's fine!
Link: Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the King!
Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
Link: Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dondongos!
*The screen changes again, this time flashing the text 'LATER STILL'*

Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon!
Impa: All right, dear. I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom.

Ending Sequence
*The sound of a door opening is heard, and the King is revealed*

Zelda: Father!
King Harikin: You saved me!
Fari: Here's the traitor, your majesty!
Duke Onkled: Please! Your Omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harikin: After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!
Fari: Yes, my liege.
Zelda: I wonder what happened to Link?
Lady Alma: Oh, he was a bore anyway!
Zelda: Stop looking at yourself!

*Zelda takes the mirror Lady Alma is holding and throws it accross the room. The Mirror shatters, and Link is released from it*

Link: What happened?
Zelda: Hehe, nothing, Link. We were just going to have a feast!
Link: Great!

*The King and Zelda both start laughing. The screen blanks out. The end.*