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Zelda CD-I Transcript | Link: The Faces of Evil

Here is the transcript for the introduction and ending sequences of Link: The Faces of Evil. Youtube Poop may or may not apply.

Opening Sequence
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

*Gwoman flies into the castle on his magic carpet*

Gwoman: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
King: Hmmm... How can we help?
Gwoman: It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff.
Gwoman: There is no time, your sword is enough!
Link (to Zelda): How about a kiss, for luck?
Zelda: You've got to be kidding!

*Gwoman and Link take to the skies on the magic carpet*

Gwoman: Squadala, we're off!
Link: Wow, what are all those heads?
Gwoman: These are the faces of Evil. You must conquer each.
Link: I guess I'd better get going.
Gwoman: Here is the map. Where to you wish to go?

Ending Sequence
*Link bangs a Gong, which awakens Zelda*

Zelda: Why'd you do that?
Link: I just saved you from Ganon!
Princess Zelda: You did not.

*Gwonam magically appears out of thin air*

Gwonam: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come! Look. Already Koridai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing! Isn't it beautiful?
Link: Golly!
Gwonam: As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!